Lu Lu. Rabbi Bagel thanks The Talmid for mentioning “chief Rabbi” yesterday, something that the U.S. doesn’t have. If you don’t count The Rosh.

Is not Jacob “Jack” Lew, an excellent candidate? Any Talmid think of someone better?

1. His name is Jacob. “Lew” rhymes with you-know-what.
2. He’s secretary of the Treasury. His name appears on our money.
3. He’s graduate of a divinity school. Harvard.
4. His name, לו , in gematria is thirty six, double chai, the number by which Yiddishe checkbook contributions are measured.
5. He grew up an orthdox Lew.

Yitro Heathrow. The Rosh invites any גאס member in the vicinity to join him at the Yeshiva tomorrow after davening, he’s IY’H (I, you and him) layning at Young Iz Stamford, for coffee and Torah insights. As well as outsights.

The Revelation at Sinai, which actually continues until sefer במדבר, anyone know where, was given to an audience of completely captive Yidden. They couldn’t drive up, check it out, say “feh” and leave. Think about it. And then get back to us, we care. We think.

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